Prison Art T-Shirts

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

The Police Artist.

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Prison Paintings

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

'Want a cracker?'

You're right. It really opens the place up.

Prison windows.

Prison Guard Tattoo

'Just think of it as your time share condo.'

Wordplay: Freedom.

"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."

'I saw him first!'

'Lying bastards! - They told me a duvet was far better than sheets and blankets!'

HM Prison Vet

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'