Prison Painters T-Shirts

Prison windows.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Prison Paintings

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner escape

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Convict Ties

Jail-breaking for dummies.

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Don't let them tell you it gets better.'

All this place needs is splash of paint and some pretty drapes.

"Sweetie, show the Hazlitts the watercolors you made in jail."

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."

Christmas in prison.

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'

'My philosophy of life?... Trial and error.'

Prison Yard.

Prisoners.