Prison Artist T-Shirts

Prisoner still life painting.

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

Prison Paintings

Prisoner escape

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

"Any word on my appeal?"

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

"I got tired of running."

'Bad dog.'

Prisoners game

Convict Ties