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The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Police canteen.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

The great escape.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'