Prison Paraphernalia Enthusiast Prints

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"You ever done time?"

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"What's your exit strategy?"

Police canteen.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

"I found your contact lens."

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

The great escape.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'