Prison Escape Fanatic Prints

'I started out writing ransom notes, then switched to escape fiction while in prison.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Desert Island Inmate

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Prisoner escape

Prisoner

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"