Prison Escape Planner Gifts

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Exposed and imprisoned.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Deflating Island

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

Rapunzel

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

Trimming

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

Yeah, I get it, but maybe we can escape the prison of the mind after we get out?