Prison Escape Planner Pillows

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Exposed and imprisoned.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Deflating Island

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Playpen Jailbreak.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

Rapunzel

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

Trimming

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."