Jailbreak Planner Gifts

'Okay, I admit it -- taking two trips to the bank vault was a bad idea!'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Exposed and imprisoned.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

"I found your contact lens."

It's not what you think. I got caught because I left a paper trail.

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Prisoner

The Bardman of Alcatraz.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Don't tell me-you're the famous Grimaldi acrobatic troupe, right?'

I.O.U. 10 YEARS

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'