Jailbreak Plotter Gifts

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

Exposed and imprisoned.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Sweet Jailbreak

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

I'm not avoiding you!

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

The Bardman of Alcatraz.

"They say you're good with forgeries?"