Jailbreak Plotter Gifts

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Exposed and imprisoned.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Sweet Jailbreak

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

I'm not avoiding you!

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

It's not what you think. I got caught because I left a paper trail.