Jailbreaks Mugs

"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"What's your exit strategy?"

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Sure as eggs, that escape key won't work...? But give it a go anyway."

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"