Jailbreak Joker Mugs

Sweet Jailbreak

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"St least we have chains."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Relax, the game is over.'

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"I got an e-mail from 'Bored Housewife', looking for some action. So I sent her my laundry."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

And for sport we've goot a spittoon.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'That day was pretty bad! That day was awful! That day right there wasn't too bad. That day was okay. Oh, yeah, that day...it was horrible!...'