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Sweet Jailbreak

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"St least we have chains."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Relax, the game is over.'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"I got an e-mail from 'Bored Housewife', looking for some action. So I sent her my laundry."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Please can I just lick the bowl?'

And for sport we've goot a spittoon.

"I froze all your pastry dough."

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"Sure as eggs, that escape key won't work...? But give it a go anyway."