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'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Prisoner calculates his time left in crowbars.

A Nation of Ex-Cons

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

They're letting you out! But I've spent 2 years digging a tunnel.

Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.

'I'm hacking into our cell door lock.'

'His names escapes me but I've got his number.'

"Mum's really looking forward to seeing you soon, Dad... And she wants to know how the tunnel's coming along."

Prisoner

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Prisoner

"I got busted for making robo calls."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"