Jailbreak Fan T-Shirts

Visitor tries to smuggle cake-mix with file in it, into prison.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Police Lineup Escape

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"What's your exit strategy?"