Jailbreak Comedian Mugs

"When my sister got sent to jail, she beat up two people then went on hunger strike."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

At least you have security!

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.