Spring Break Seeker Gifts

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bike Rides

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Summertime.

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

The Airport.

The Desert Island Package

Spring Break.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"I need a gap year."

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."