Springtime Fun Seekers Gifts

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Holiday time.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

A rainbow umbrella

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

Boxing Snowmen.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

Snow cones.

Ice cream truck