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'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Holiday time.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Two boys eating ice cream

A rainbow umbrella

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Boxing Snowmen.

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

Cone of Uncertainty

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'