Spring Break Seeker Pillows

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bike Rides

Tourists in Egypt

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Summertime.

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

The Airport.

The Desert Island Package

"I'm getting too old for this..."

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Spring Break.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I need a gap year."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.