Spring Vacation Pillows

"Just once I'd like to get past the War of 1812 by spring vacation."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Skiing.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Welcome Spring.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Butterflies

Build a Raft

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Marshmallows

Daughters on the beach

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Are we there yet?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Spring Training

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Young Picasso at the Beach

'How very Cumbria.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Summertime

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."