Spring Vacation Pillows

"Just once I'd like to get past the War of 1812 by spring vacation."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"First class, or with children?"

Skiing.

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Welcome Spring.

Build a Raft

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Butterflies

Daughters on the beach

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

Spring Training

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Try me/try me/try me...

'How very Cumbria.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Summertime

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."