School Break Enthusiast Gifts

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

'Court's in recess!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Happy holidays for kids.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

The Litany Of Fun

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"I need a gap year."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"It's his creative time."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'I know I'm the last one in each morning, but I make up for it by being the first one to leave.'

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."