School Break Fan Gifts

'Court's in recess!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Happy holidays for kids.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

You're being extradited to your parents.

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

I don't get Diversity Day. Me either. West Fester Junior High. Everyone already obsesses over our differences. We're all equal, right? That's what they say. So why not celebrate sameness day? Where would all the diversity trainers find work?

'Six hours of school, one hour of homework... I don't need letters in my soup!'

"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."

"I can't believe it. School starts tomorrow!"

"Being homeschooled wasn't so bad except for the homemade cheerleading outfits."

"I guess the teachers can't wait either."