Summer School Fan Gifts

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

Sunbathing in the park

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

Sunbathing in Winter

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Daylight Saving

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

'Been Away?'

Dog Sun Shade.

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

You're being extradited to your parents.

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

Turbo Tan.