Summer School Fan Gifts

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

Sunbathing in the park

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Remember to lash from the outside!

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

Sunbathing in Winter

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

Daylight Saving

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'Been Away?'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Dog Sun Shade.

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

You're being extradited to your parents.

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

Turbo Tan.

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'