School Breaks Gifts

"What good is a snow day on a holiday? That's like having a birthday on Christmas!"

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Court's in recess!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bike Rides

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Summertime

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

School holidays

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Spring Break.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"I need a gap year."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."