School Breaks Gifts

"What good is a snow day on a holiday? That's like having a birthday on Christmas!"

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Court's in recess!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bike Rides

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Summertime

Happy holidays for kids.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

School holidays

Spring Break.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"I need a gap year."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."