School Holidays Gifts

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"Enjoy the holidays...don't come back."

'I've got the children busy finding a solution to the Middle East crisis...'

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

Holiday Cottage price list

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"I'm glad school's over. . . my head's full!"

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

Holidays

"Definitely! I'm in favor of year-around school."

Just want to piss about

School's out, there's not a skerrick of homework in sight...reluctantly, Rover considers his dry food.

'Good. That'll make our jobs a lot easier.'

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

A chaos of kids

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"So how many days was that?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

Santa Claus's Mail

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Airlines

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'