Work Holiday Gifts

'Sorry, dear. I forgot today was a work holiday.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Meet the scribe"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Are we there yet?'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis