School Holiday Gifts

'That's Friday, Ed.'

French Cricket.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'I can tell we're approaching winter recess. My briefcase is overflowing with travel brochures.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

School holidays

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Santa Claus's Mail

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Airlines

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Meet the scribe"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'