Bank Holiday Gifts

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

'This isn't the flood Noah, this is just normal Bank Holiday weather.'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

"Quiet isn't it, for a Bank Holiday?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Holidays

'It's one of your work colleagues on the phone...boasting that he's working this bank holiday.'

'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

"Friday, meet bank holiday Monday."

"Doing anything special for the jubilee?"

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."

-What makes you think you can have bank holidays? -We do work in a bank remember!

'Frogs, flies, locusts, you can always tell when a Bank Holiday's coming up!'

"It must be nice," I say to the mailman on each and every national holiday, "Having yet another day off."

'Not today - it's a spank holiday.'

Symptoms of a Bank Holiday.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Tourists

Santa Claus's Mail

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.