Bank Holidays Gifts

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'Road closed for the holidays'

A Bank Holiday Study.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

The Baby Walker

Santa Claus's Mail

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Meet the scribe"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Airlines

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."