School Vacation Gifts

Summertime

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Marshmallows

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Build a Raft

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Bike Rides

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."