School Vacation Pillows

Summertime

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Marshmallows

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Try me/try me/try me...

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Bike Rides

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."