School Vacation Lover Gifts

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

Summertime

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

The Litany Of Fun

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

High School

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'

Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'