Back-to-school Lover Gifts

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

Did You Miss Me?

Bell ringer.

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Well, mom, what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten!"

Mom on the First Day of School.

"All aboard!"

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.