I will not get within 6 feet of others."
Back-to-school Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creative back-to-school enthusiast in your life? Our collection of humorous and inspiring items captures the joy and chaos of starting a new academic year. From clever mugs to motivating prints, these gifts are designed to fuel their passion for learning and self-expression. Ideal for students, teachers, or anyone who loves the excitement of a fresh start and a creative mind ready to tackle new challenges.
"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."
"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."
"I don't mind going back to school, as long as they let us off on weekends for good behavior."
". . . Act your age, Freddie, after all, you are the teacher!"
"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."
'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'
"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."
Mom on the First Day of School.
'I have to go back to school for job training.'
"Sorry, but I'm out this year. My dad said he'd give me $200 if I went back to school without a fuss."
'If I could answer story problems...I wouldn't be driving this bus.'
"So how was your first week of school?"
"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."
The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.
"I can't believe school starts next week."
You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!
Did You Miss Me?
"What I did on my summer vacation, and why they'll never be able to prove it was me," by Cameron Layson.
"My son's going back. Have you anything for a 78 year old."
Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
A Preschool of Fish
"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."
'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'
"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."
"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."
"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!
'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'
"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"
"Finally...school starts next week."
"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."
'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'
Back-to-school Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Back-to-school Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our entire collection of back-to-school gifts, including mugs that capture the fun and chaos of the academic year.
Back-to-school Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows featuring back-to-school themes—ideal for brightening up any learning space.
Back-to-school Enthusiast Prints
Browse our inspiring collection of back-to-school prints, perfect for classroom decor or personal study spaces.
Back-to-school Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover a variety of back-to-school t-shirts that showcase clever designs and witty slogans for every student or teacher.