School Vacationer Gifts

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Summertime

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Easter Island Shades...

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

The Litany Of Fun

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Yipeee!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."