School Vacationer Gifts

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Summertime

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

The Litany Of Fun

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."