School Journeyer Gifts

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Litany Of Fun

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Student Debt

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Social distancing

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

Broken ankle.

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

"I'm not good with letters."

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'