School Journey Explorer Gifts

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Three more years of high school."

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Studying friction is a real drag."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Fuzzy Math.