Homeschool Journey Navigator Gifts

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I handled his last adventure. You take this one."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Mother Love is Without Logic

'We should've just dropped off our lists and taken our chances. But no, you had to bring a lawyer into the negotiations.'

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."