School Life Navigators Gifts

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Three more years of high school."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'His teacher said performance targets aren't real.'

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'