Student Life Navigator Gifts

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"Three more years of high school."

"Dad, we're in trouble with my teacher again."

'His teacher said performance targets aren't real.'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'Someday, you'll grow up, go to college, and find yourself drowning in debt, just like the big boys!'

Continuing education.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"It's going to be one of those days."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'