School Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

"I guess the teachers can't wait either."

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Court's in recess!'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

School holidays

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

The Litany Of Fun

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."