School Holiday Celebrant Gifts

"Yay! School is done!!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

King of Music.

School holidays

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Don't even think about it."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"Trick or treat?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Theatrical Christmas.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

On The Ninth day of Christmas.