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"Yay! School is done!!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

King of Music.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

School holidays

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Trick or treat?"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Don't even think about it."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

Theatrical Christmas.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.