School Day Celebrator T-Shirts

Waving...

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Today we learned to count to one.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

I drive, therefore I am.

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Giant cat at school open night.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'