Celebrating School Achievement T-Shirts

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

High Five

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Brava

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"You've still got it Joao."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

PhD

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

The Middle-School Dance

"His grant application was accepted."

"Everything's higher this year."

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

'Proud parent of a cinnamon roll student.'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"

'It's a discipline note form my teacher. I solved the math problems in my head and I was supposed to use a calculator.'

A Stay at Home Dad on the First Day of School.