Celebrating Past Achievements T-Shirts

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"You've still got it Joao."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A very fine vintage

High Five

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Brava

'Birdie.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"It's over!"

'Boy, our son is sharp!'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

PhD

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"His grant application was accepted."

"I take it you got the job?"

"Everything's higher this year."

Happy Golden Anniversary!

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

"We got a sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week"

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

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