School Holiday Enjoyer Gifts

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

'Court's in recess!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

School holidays

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

French Cricket.

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

"I'm glad school's over. . . my head's full!"

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

'Good. That'll make our jobs a lot easier.'