Summer Break Gifts

'They're jumping up and down on the couch in there.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'There they go...mentally shredding.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"Hi Mom!"

"It's a working vacation."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

'Yeah, it was wonderful to have the kids home the whole summer.'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

"Cut the drama, Baldo...and have a great summer."

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

"What happens in grade two stays in grade two. Right, Ms. Wesley?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

A Bar on the Piccola Marina

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Academics at the Beach

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"School's over and summer's finally here! We're free to do whatever we want! Let's go play!"

The Tunnel of Endurance

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

Just want to piss about

"At this time of year I think it's important to reach out to those in crisis."