School Break Gifts

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Happy holidays for kids.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Court's in recess!'

Bike Rides

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Summertime

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

School holidays

Snacks for Learners

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Spring Break.

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"I need a gap year."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."